The Way of Mei

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Aug 17

I found a massive bug in my bathroom

Words I have uttered in the last 10 minutes:

“HOLY SON OF A BITCH”

“can I cede the bathroom?”

“WHAT THE FUCK MAN I LIVE IN CANADA I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT UP WTITH THIS SHIT”