Today so far
- poured hot water into the COFFEE CANISTER instead of the PRESS POT
- spilled coffee ON THE FLOOR while loading a cup in the dishwasher (BECAUSE IT STILL HAD COFFEE IN IT)
- had a minor mental breakdown about the goddamned drain flies in the kitchen because I KEEP MY PLACE CLEAN I DO NOT DESERVE THESE GO AWAY.
can I go back to bed yet?