The Way of Mei

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Jun 19

Today so far

I have

  • poured hot water into the COFFEE CANISTER instead of the PRESS POT
  • spilled coffee ON THE FLOOR while loading a cup in the dishwasher (BECAUSE IT STILL HAD COFFEE IN IT)
  • had a minor mental breakdown about the goddamned drain flies in the kitchen because I KEEP MY PLACE CLEAN I DO NOT DESERVE THESE GO AWAY.

can I go back to bed yet?