The Way of Mei

I’m in the office. :(

Is it time to go home yet?

I am considering buying a sewing machine.

So that I can indulge in my current sickness for vintage style dresses in a much more economically sound fashion.

aubade:

thewayofmei:

holy jesus effing christ.

I’m a freak of nature. :(

It might be that I’ve been reading too much sci fi lately, but really, freak of nature to me would be that you completed your reading only by use of suction cups that are in place of your eye orbits, so rest assured, you still have a long way to go in that regard.

Personally I would go with: “very impressive!”

I’m excited about going to a farmer’s market tomorrow.

Jesus fucking Christ…

Thanks, I feel so much better now.

Insomnia, for me, is the persistent refusal to GO TO BED ALREADY.

And yet, here I am.  NOT IN BED.

I… …. i…

…what?!

BENADRYL

Pfft.  I only have anaphylactic reactions to carrots and apples and skin that reacts in the presence of air.  What possible reason would I have to have Benadryl on hand?

You’re allergic to vampirism.

Thank God.  The whole Twilight Series freaks me right the eff out.

(MY SKIN IS REALLY ITCHY RIGHT NOW.  HALP.)

and I now have a rash on my inner elbow.  This happened last time, and it was blamed on the tape.

This time, I requested something other than tape (the HYPO ALLERGENIC TAPE) and they used a wrap instead and it was no where near my elbow.

So.  What.  I’m allergic to THE NEEDLE?

……oooooh.  The ALCOHOL.  Or whatever it is they use to sanitize my skin.

sigh.

My elbow is really itchy and bumpy.

I think I have some cortisone somewhere.