July 2011
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I just want to note
That this is probably the first time ever that I am going to bed later than A Single Manly Tear.
And it’s not even 11 yet. Hah! For once! I win!
Zzzzz…..
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Oh It's a 10 Minute Walk, Mei
Suck it up!!!
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Grrar.
Someone* left my guitar tuner on. And then! I did not play my guitar for a week! because I had a new toy! and now, my tuner is dead.
and I have to go get a fresh battery. Except it is faaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I have to go to a battery STORE. Why can these things not just appear when I need them?
Other things I would like to appear when I need them:
wine.
food.
cat
a clean apartment.
I...
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(needles are once more mentioned in this post)
singlemanlytear replied to your post: Here, Guys, Let Me Educate You
I’m searching for the equivalent of an “I was mid-chew when I got to the all caps and then spent the rest of the post staring in bafflement” gif.
It seriously amazes me what people have come up with, technique wise. ”hmm. adding pressure to certain parts of the body can...
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Here, Guys, Let Me Educate You
On Deep Tissue Needling. (those squicked out by medical procedures probably should stop reading now, if you have not already).
Deep Tissue Needling is taking a longer than average acupuncture needle, and identifying sensitive trigger points in tense muscle. then you take said needle and you pierce it through the skin toward the trigger point and you basically move it back and forth until you...
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singlemanlytear replied to your post: I have discovered kale chips
OKAY HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY TRIED KALE CHIPS?
I have discovered kale chips
there is no going back.
MARTHA
singlemanlytear:
thewayofmei:
singlemanlytear:
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT WAS THAT SPEECH
WHAT
YOU COULDN’T JUST WALK OUT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
YOU GOT TO COME BACK IN AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU THE SECOND Y’ALL MET
GAH
(LOL) you know, I sorta think that Martha had the right to be heard about why she was leaving. And ALSO, I kinda think Ten deserved a...
MARTHA
singlemanlytear:
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT WAS THAT SPEECH
WHAT
YOU COULDN’T JUST WALK OUT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
YOU GOT TO COME BACK IN AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU THE SECOND Y’ALL MET
GAH
(LOL) you know, I sorta think that Martha had the right to be heard about why she was leaving. And ALSO, I kinda think Ten deserved a real explanation rather than: nah,...
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singlemanlytear replied to your post: Huh.
You are my favourite person ever.
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Huh.
At the moment, most of Amazon’s recommendations include sci-fi television shows, with a particular lean toward the Star Trek series (all of them) and Vegan cook books.
I’m pretty sure that says something about me.
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uneseulelarmevirile-deactivated asked: Why don't you have the photo reply option turned on I can't send you a hug-gif I guess I just have to tell you you are amazing and there is a special level of Hell for people who hurt other people with cars. It's usually reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.
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Gah
Sold my car today because the likelihood of me being able to drive again anytime soon is, well, zero.
I know that when I am well I will be able to go back to the dealer, and get another newer model, possibly at a better deal due to customer loyalty but, man the fact I am giving up on the idea that I will one day wake up and feel better is disheartening. Thinking it might be another 3 or 6 months...
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“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame...
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I was coming over here to gloat about how I’ve bought an autoharp and then I realized: probably no one here knows what an autoharp is, and first I have to explain that.
This is an autoharp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqft7YlHTKo
I will probably play a little less old country with it and a little more folksy, but you know.
Now I have my autoharp which is WOEFULLY out of tune....
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I'm so glad Misfits is on Hulu.
asinglemanlytear:
sunshineandscrewdrivers:
Maybe I’ll make Boyfriend watch it.
This is important information, Americans. Get on it.
Hah! saved again!
Trying to decide which gifs to delete off my work...
asinglemanlytear:
Why is this computer being such a piece of shit?
I restarted it! My Outlook folders are all pruned! I only have 8 MB of gifs in my My Documents folder!
Who the fuck else is using this computer that it’s like VWORP, VWORP, VWORP every time I ask it to run more than like two tabs at once? WHO?
Woman, tell your IT department to get some canned air and open the case and blow...
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Actually come to think of it
why am I watching Repo Men?
why am I watching Repo Men?
Why am I watching Repo Men?
Why am I watching Repo Men?
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I sincerely hope no one watched Repo Men thinking...
because they would have been SERIOUSLY disappointed.
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Dear self:
YOU CAN’T WALK LONG DISTANCES DUMBASS
Love,
Your torn ligament, partly healed.
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Am I...
The only one who uses bright red lipstick and an awesome hat as bribery to go out when I’m not really in the mood?
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“The album’s sequence rolls out like a great, bizarre mix tape from a...”
– emusic.com review for Sebodah - Bakesale: Deluxe edition.
… how to convince to me to buy an album POSSIBLY without even previewing it first.
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Amy's Kitchen's Spinach Pizza
Ate. Would eat again.
yum.
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Today is really stupid
That is all.
Dear Lush
Your bathbomb with seeds sure does smell pretty. However, when the seeds stick to my damp skin they remind me of bugs.
Just trying to help you out!
Mei
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ACK.
My fish died. :( What’s REALLY sad is he died like … HOURS after I changed his water (for the first time in a while - episodes of being injured) and I can’t help but be like: IF I HADN’T CHANGED THE WATER HE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.
not exactly traumatized over here, but man, what a bummer.
…also, he’s not floating belly up. I feel like my whole world has gone...
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asinglemanlytear replied to your post: asinglemanlytear replied to your post: Passing on…
CABBAGE DOESN’T REEK OF THE STIFLING EMBRACE OF DEATH UNTIL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
I CAN’T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
Someone doesn’t appreciate fart jokes or me saying kale tastes like death.
1. I...
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asinglemanlytear:
thewayofmei:
asinglemanlytear:
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asinglemanlytear replied to your post: asinglemanlytear replied to your post: Passing on…
CABBAGE DOESN’T REEK OF THE STIFLING EMBRACE OF DEATH UNTIL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
I CAN’T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
Someone doesn’t appreciate fart jokes or me saying kale tastes like death.
1. I also don’t discuss bodily functions,...
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asinglemanlytear:
thewayofmei:
asinglemanlytear replied to your post: asinglemanlytear replied to your post: Passing on…
CABBAGE DOESN’T REEK OF THE STIFLING EMBRACE OF DEATH UNTIL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
I CAN’T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
Someone doesn’t appreciate fart jokes or me saying kale tastes like death.
1. I also don’t discuss bodily functions, swear or burp when people can...
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asinglemanlytear replied to your post: asinglemanlytear replied to your post: Passing on…
CABBAGE DOESN’T REEK OF THE STIFLING EMBRACE OF DEATH UNTIL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
I CAN’T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
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asinglemanlytear replied to your post: Passing on the lessons to others
I HAVE TASTED DEATH AND IT REEKS OF KALE
I THINK YOU ARE THINKING OF CABBAGE.
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Passing on the lessons to others
ravingsofafangirl replied to your post: It is a Problem When….
God, I just had to google kale as I had no idea what it was and I think it’s like cabbage from what I discovered. So, it would probably have a kind of bitter taste. Maybe? IDK. Don’t ask the Australian.
I have now learnt the lesson! and lo shall the Canadian educate the Australian. That was the weird taste! it was quite...
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It is a Problem When....
You are cooking kale and the instructions say the kale should be well wilted and cooked! and when you look at it, it LOOKS wilted but when you try it, it tastes weird.
… and then you realize you have no idea what kale should taste like.
I can't find the restaurant I meant to go to.
:(
No
I am not getting his number. Sorry.
Between sets he wanders off so it’s safe to say he is not interested
Also, it should be noted that I suck at the meet guys dance.
FYI, I'm responding to replies in prev posts
Just I’m on my phone and am so not copy and pasting so you all know WTF I’m talking about.
Sorry. Look at previous posts!
Yes! I had escargot. And oysters.
And the musician is a guy. A kind of crunchy scruffy guy. He has rolled up his pant leg because it’s so warm out. We mutually decided it was “huckleberry Finn time”. And rolled up our pant legs.
Totally forgot to make Canada Day plans
What with working all the time and sleeping when I’m not working. Plus, you know I’m living in Ottawa which is utterly ridiculous on Canada day. particularly downtown, where, you know I live.
So I am sitting at a seafood restaurant eating random appetizers and choosing wine to go with said appetizers listening to live music while I reread Game of Thrones.
This is pretty awesome.
