June 2011
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How I cross a street.
dayruiningrobot:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “mother f*** you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
After months and months and months of painful, slow rehabilitation whereby the driver’s insurance will pay for completed medical treatment if they have liability coverage. Being hit by a car doesn’t make it rain.
Yeah, uhm, you know, not to be...
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Seriously.
Dear Neighbours,
Please stop dropping cigarette butts over the top of your railing and having them land on my balcony (AND SOMETIMES ON ONE OF THE CHAIRS). This way, I do not have to murder you in your sleep.
ta-ta!
Mei
dayruiningrobot:
thewayofmei replied to your post: The phone company won’t shut off my Internet even…
No, they won’t turn off your Internet the day it is due. Promise!
We are a very sad pair today. (pity party sign)
ETA - I totally meant to write that as a reply, not a reblog.
Please note
That the previous post was a LIST on my phone not one giant blob. Which frankly makes me look more pathetic, IMO.
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Monday morning whine
I started working at 6am
There is not enough coffee in the world never mind my apartment.
My throat hurts.
It’s rainy outside.
I’m so sore it hurts to hold up MY PHONE. Never mind my coffee cup or typing.
My work ethic is such that I will bring myself up to prescription strength advil before considering calling in. What with the fact I am already working.
I was going to workout...
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dayruiningrobot replied to your post: An Awful Movie is Made Much More Awesome By:
Where’s Vin?
:(
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An Awful Movie is Made Much More Awesome By:
Bruce Willis
Helen Mirren
Morgan Freeman
Mary-Louise Parker
a scene where, instead of shooting an assassin with a grenade launcher while she reloads, the hero waits, and fires his revolver at the same time she fires her grenade, hits the grenade, killing the assassin is a fiery death.
dayruiningrobot replied to your post: Holy crap, photo reply is really kind of unsettling
I can’t stop laughing though!
(LOL) It kind of needs a caption. ”This tumblr message has the Mei seal of approval!” or something.
Holy crap, photo reply is really kind of...
especially when you USE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF OH GOD.
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Pedicures are supposed to be relaxing right?
dayruiningrobot:
lakebandit:
wildcraw:
but for me they aren’t. Not sure if my feet are too sensitive or what, but I find them anything but relaxing. I went today with my sister and them taking the nail polish off wasn’t plesant. The lady kept using her nails in to take off the polish on the sides and man was she digging in. That pretty much set the tone. The only pleasant part was getting...
My Dashboard Is Full of People Complaining about...
I may just stay on my phone.
Just in case everyone was wondering
My neighbour is still obsessed with REM.
Also, it took me forever to find that link, and I have realized that I have mostly posted just random cute animals or possibly things that freak me out. So while the animals are charming (or freakish, depending) perhaps I should take SOME TIME to post over here every once and a while.
‘cuz, you know. It’s getting dusty in here.
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Dear Internet
I just cut my finger (along the inner side of the joint, no less) while making pancakes. And no, I was not doing some sort of strange regional variety of pancakes which require butcher knives.
and every time I bend my finger, it bleeds more! and so I put a bandaid on it, but now I can barely type and it’s going to drive me nuts and now I must decide whether or not I should be driven to...
