The Way of Mei

Ahh. The sweet sound of a cat vomiting while I am in the bath.

I am sitting at a restaurant, perpendicular to a woman who like me is sitting alone. Every time I look up, she is LOOKING AT ME.

You know sometimes it doesn’t take much for a good physical day to become a bad one. Today, it was a bus driver with a lead foot. And now my back is tight and painful and I am walking with tiny shuffling steps.

My Internet is down.

I was going to make a post, that should I ever invite any of you to my abode, don’t let me make you pancakes. 

but to be honest, I make pretty awesome pancakes, they just look weird. 

I AM NOW SITTING DOWN HAPPY NOW.

Augh! My blueberry pancakes just spat blueberry juice at me!

It’s pretty awkward how once I reach a certain level of recovery my brain goes: I CAN DO EVERYTHING.

@thedorn:I WANT TO BUT IT WOULD BE USELESS IN WINTER

I think my bus driver is having a nervous breakdown.

I should have brought my headphones.

There is a scooter shop near one of my bus stops. Every time I am near it, I think about going in.

How to tell I made the right decision: I sat down on the couch and fell asleep for 2 hours.

okay, that’s it, I give up

And then there is the guy who is sitting in the courtesy seating with his legs spread SO WIDE that he is literally sitting on the bar between two seats and taking up both of them. ETA: oh good someone else made him move.

FOUR PEOPLE MY AGE OR YOUNGER SITTING IN THE COURTESY SEATING. THE ODDS THAT NONE OF YOU COULD GET UP AND MOVE FOR A LADY WITH A STROLLER ARE LOW. I ALREADY FILLED THE “DOES NOT LOOK DISABLED BUT IS QUOTA”